Author: Dr Wingnut

The National Football League recently announced a new era.  From now on, no offensive team names will be permitted. While the owners of the team rush to change uniforms and such, the National Football League announced, yesterday, its name changes and schedules for the '99 season:The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very…

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.  After almost 24 hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.  They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get…

The RescueA ladder was placed against the bedroom window of a burning house, and a young fireman rushed up. Inside was a curvy brunette in a see-through nightie. "Aha," said he, "You're the second pregnant girl I've rescued this year!""But I'm not pregnant," indignantly exclaimed the brunette."You're not rescued yet either."Fire At The Blonde's HouseThis blonde's house…

This September, 1998, a whole new batch of freshmen will walk onto college campuses in all parts of the country.   Did you know…Most were born in 1980.They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era, and did not know he had ever been shot.They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.Black Monday…

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.I request your permission…

Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the 100GB Bug.As most people know, McDonald's restaurant signs show the number of hamburgers the giant chain has sold. That number now stands at 99 billion burgers, or 99 Gigaburgers (GB). Within months or even weeks, that number will roll over to…

A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith.  Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths.  Give us a little clue."The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over…