Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • For the computer lover in all of us.

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    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”In response to Bill’s comments, GM issued a press release…

  • Free beer

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    Date: Thursday, May 06, 1999 8:39 AM—————Hello:We here at Miller Brewing Company, Inc. would like to help bring in the new millennium for everyone.  We like to think of ourselves as a progressive company, keeping up with our customers. We have found the best way to do this via the Internet and email.Combining these things,…

  • Football

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    The National Football League recently announced a new era.  From now on, no offensive team names will be permitted. While the owners of the team rush to change uniforms and such, the National Football League announced, yesterday, its name changes and schedules for the '99 season:The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very…

  • Florida to Boston

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    A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.  After almost 24 hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.  They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get…

  • Fire rescue stories

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    The RescueA ladder was placed against the bedroom window of a burning house, and a young fireman rushed up. Inside was a curvy brunette in a see-through nightie. "Aha," said he, "You're the second pregnant girl I've rescued this year!""But I'm not pregnant," indignantly exclaimed the brunette."You're not rescued yet either."Fire At The Blonde's HouseThis blonde's house…

  • FEELING OLD?

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    This September, 1998, a whole new batch of freshmen will walk onto college campuses in all parts of the country.   Did you know…Most were born in 1980.They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era, and did not know he had ever been shot.They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.Black Monday…

  • Excerpts from Letters Sent to Landlords

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    The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.I request your permission…