Author: Dr Wingnut
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Frozen Bird
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was laying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it laid there in a pile of dung, it began to…
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Funny Facts
Q: What occurs more often in December than any other month?A: Conception.Q: Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?A: Skinny dipping.Q: What separates "60 Minutes" on CBS, from every other TV show?A: No theme song/music.Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?A: Their birthplace.…
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Frequently asked questions pertaining to HMO plans
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, 'Hey. Moe!' It roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes. Modern practice replaces…
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What gender is a computer?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral.Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher…
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FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Excellent Condition. $1200 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything
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For the computer lover in all of us.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”In response to Bill’s comments, GM issued a press release…
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Free beer
Date: Thursday, May 06, 1999 8:39 AM—————Hello:We here at Miller Brewing Company, Inc. would like to help bring in the new millennium for everyone. We like to think of ourselves as a progressive company, keeping up with our customers. We have found the best way to do this via the Internet and email.Combining these things,…