Author: Dr Wingnut

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes,…

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball,…

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.""You…

This is the official moron test.  It is based upon typical graduation requirements at Harvard.  Try to finish within 2 minutes.  When you are done, count the number correct and see how you compare to others.  Here you go… morons unite!!!!Is there a Fourth of July in England? Yes or NoHow many birthdays does the…

It is near the end of the school year.  The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do.  All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave…

Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function.Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit data at two gigabytes per second.When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire building.If you display a file on the…