Author: Dr Wingnut

Idiots in Service:This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we…

I’ve learned… that when you’re in love, it shows.I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, “You’ve made my day!” makes my day.I’ve learned… that having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.I’ve learned… that being kind is more important than being right.I’ve learned……

There once was a man named George Thomas, a pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Several eyebrows were raised, and as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak."I was walking through…

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.This made him . . . what?A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.via eMail,…

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside – I just finished cleaning!"My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you…

I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask…

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.Both Presidents…