Author: Dr Wingnut
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Worker dead at desk for 5 days
Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to determine why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay.George Turklebaum, 51, who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a…
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Friendly Greeting on St. Patty's Day
My sister sent this to me today and I thought you might enjoy the wish. Normally I dislike "send this to everyone you know or the heavens will fall" messages, but this is pretty benign. Here 'tis:AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP BRACELET:You had better send this back! Good Luck! I hope it works…May there always be work…
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Noah’s Ark
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark:Don’t miss the boat!Remember that we are all in the same boat.Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that…
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Bumperstickers
Two bumper stickers I particularly liked, the first of which I saw in Tucson, and the second of which was sent to me by e-mail:The one from Tucson:These aren't the Droids you're looking for…Bumper Sticker Seen in Palm Beach, FL…HONK IF YOU VOTED FOR GORE…IT'S THE BIG BUTTON IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR STEERING WHEELAlthough…
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Sightings 10/03/01 — An Extraordinary Discussion
On Thursday, September 20, only hours before his speech before Congress, President George W. Bush spent over an hour talking and praying with a group of twenty some leaders of America's diverse religious communities. I was surprised and honored to be included in the meeting–this despite the fact that I can by no means be…
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Simple prayer
God bless __________ in whatever it is that you know he or she may be needing this day! And may ___________'s life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as they seek to have a closer relationship with you.Amen. via eMail, 25 February 2001
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Who I am makes a difference
A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. She called each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First she told each of them how they had made a difference to her and the class. Then…