Author: Dr Wingnut

"I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON’T forward an e-mail. I will NOT hear any music, see a taco dog, or see a cool pop up screen if I DO forward an e-mail.Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria’s Secret doesn’t know…

I have to tell you, just because it is so strange, that the person who sent me the litany about not forwarding e-mail for donations, profit, or to prove your friendship also sent me the following the same day:What would you do if every time you fell in love with someone … You had to…

The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.via…

PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIALI CAME ACROSS YOUR NAME IN MY LATE FATHERS ADDRESS BOOKLET, IN MY SEARCH FOR AN HONEST PERSON WHO WILL ASSIST ME IMPLEMENT THE INVESTMENT INSTRUCTION AS LEFT FOR ME BY MY LATE FATHER-HON. ZAKARAMA CHIADIKA OF THE BLESSED MEMORY.IN A BRIEF INTRODUCTION, I AM THE FIRST SON OF MY FATHER, HE WAS…

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse.Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back so early? What's wrong?""I…

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried,except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively,…