Author: Dr Wingnut
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Dr. Seuss on Terrorism
If Dr. Seuss could say something about all this..Every U down in Uville liked U.S. a lot,But the Binch, who lived Far East of Uville, did not.The Binch hated U.S! The whole U.S. way!Now don’t ask me why, for nobody can say,It could be his turban was screwed on too tight.Or the sun from the…
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Breast Cancer Awareness
A handsome, middle-aged man walked quietly into the cafe and sat down. Before he ordered, he couldn't help but notice a group of younger men at the table next to him. It was obvious they were making fun of something about him, and it wasn't until he remembered he was wearing a small pink ribbon…
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Airline Security
I heard on ABC News this morning that an ABC news reporter was travelling from Cleveland to NYC and described the intense security he faced departing from Cleveland:He was not allowed in the terminal without a ticket, 2 body xrays, several "Wand" scans to detect metal (they made him discard a roll of mints because…
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America: The Good Neighbor
Widespread but only partial newscoverage was given recently to a remarkable editorial broadcast fromToronto by Gordon Sinclair, a Canadian television commentator. Whatfollows is the full text of his trenchant remarks as printed in theCongressional Record: This Canadian thinks it is time tospeak up for the Americans as the most generous and possibly the leastappreciated people…
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We'll Go Forward From this Moment
It's my job to have something to say. They pay me to provide words that help make sense of that which troubles the American soul. But in this moment of airless shock when hot tears sting disbelieving eyes, the only thing I can find to say, the only words that seem to fit, must be…
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The Lie Clocks…
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.She asked, "What are all those clocks?"St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock…
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Friendship
Program friendships are specialUntil we came into the program we may have thought that friendships were all alike. We counted on friends to socialize and gossip, and to share a secret with. But when we were really scared about our lives and the future, we felt too vulnerable to let anyone else know our innermost…