Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Snow?

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    This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.What happens when you predict snow but don't get any….True story… a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,…

  • Wisdom

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    The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.Nothing in the known universe travels faster than…

  • George Carlin’s deep thoughts

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    Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?OK… so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that…

  • How to Run a Microsoft-Free Shop

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    Do you find that you're incapable of stopping upgrades? Do you spend much of your day patching security holes? Do you have a vague sense that you're spending too much money on software? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you may have become overly dependent on Microsoft. Here's a handy 12-step program…

  • Unemployment

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    Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties."The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.Sven was asked his occupation.…

  • Moscow in Winter

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    A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose."I think it's raining," he said to his wife."No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied."No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.Well, as these things go, they were about to have…

  • Christmas Party

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    December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEESI'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols … feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if I show up dressed as…