Author: Dr Wingnut

Believe it or not but 8:02 PM on February 20 this year will be an historic moment in time.It will not be marked by the chiming of any clocks or the ringing of bells, but at that precise time, on that specific date, something will happen which has not occurred for 1,001 years and will…

For those of you not up on the geography of Washington, Ellensburg is a mid sized town in Eastern Washington, known mainly for the incessant wind, Central Washington University (John Kitna's Alma Mater) and the aroma wafting forth from the stockyards on the west end of town. (Whoever planned that was really thinking; the prevailing…

Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.Practice safe eating – always use condiments.I fired my masseuse today. She just…

After a couple of days the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as he looks at the New Englander happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat…

A first grade teacher in St. Louis explains to her class that she is a Rams fan.She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Rams fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand, except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you…

With the upcoming Olympics only a month away, I thought as a resident of Utah, I would share a few “tips” for visitors to the area:Don’t laugh at the names (LaVar, LaVel, LaDell, LaMont, DelVora, Lehi, Moroni, Aldean, Brigham, or LuDean, etc.) All names are divine and are beyond gentile humor.Don’t offer your Utah Volunteer…

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