Author: Dr Wingnut

Here is a condom commercial from France. Ah… the French do things with such class, don't they. Click on the link below… Condom commercialvia eMail, Fri, 17 May 2002 15:49:56 -0700

Three surgeons were discussing the kinds of patients they preferred to perform surgery upon. The first one said "I like librarians, because when you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order."The second surgeon said "I prefer mathematicians, because when you open them up, everything is in numerical order."The third one said "I prefer to…

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,and the double-clicking icon puts your…

Age Gaugevia eMail, Mon, 18 Mar 2002 12:50:30 EST

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for…

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a U.S. radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that for her – an observant Orthodox Jew – homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura…

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.…