Author: Dr Wingnut
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REJECTION LINE
You've probably heard of it already, but if you haven't the REJECTION LINE is taking the country by storm!It's completely free. Simply give out any of the following numbers to get rid of an annoying person you might have just met, or to people who you simply don't want to talk to anymore!And here they…
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Time
What is time?Time is just one damn thing after another.Anonymous, heard on PBS/NovaTime is the longest distance between two places.Tennessee WilliamsWhy is there time?Time is nature’s way to keep everything from happening all at once.John Archibald WheelerTime is what keeps everything from happening all at once.GraffitoWhat time is it?A man with one clock knows what…
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Wheelin' & Dealin'
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next dayThe next day the farmer drove up and said" Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.Kenny: "Well then, just give me my money back."Farmer:…
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Heart Attack Prevention
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Italians drink…
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A wise women
Meditation: A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream. The next day she met another traveler who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food.The hungry traveler saw the precious stone and asked the woman to give it to him. She did…
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Memo to All Employees
Dear Employees:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel…
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The Louisiana Lawyer
The FHA vs. a Louisiana Lawyer…(I am told this is an actual case.)A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client.He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which…