Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Analogies and Metaphors

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    Future Novelists… These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a thigh master.His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.He spoke with wisdom that can…

  • Who is better at using the computer

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    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoingargument about who was better at using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said,"Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does…

  • The Moon:

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    When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are…

  • How did we survive?

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    Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have. As children we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.Our baby cribs were painted with bright colored lead based…

  • Anger Management

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    For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know…..I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found…

  • Update on Who's On First

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    Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.HU'S ON FIRSTBy James Sherman(We take you now to the Oval Office.)GeorgeCondi! Nice to see you. What's happening?CondiSir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.GeorgeGreat. Lay it on me. CondiHu is the new leader of…

  • Message From Santa

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    Dear Friends.I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but…