Aren’t you from AZ?

The sign on the store read: Sale! Suits $5.00 each; shirts $2.00 each; trousers $2.50 per pair.

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, Look!  We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Arizona, we could make a fortune.  Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay?  Just let me do all the talkin’ cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us.  I’ll speak in my best Texas drawl."

They go in and Bubba says, "I’ll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each.  I’ll back up my pickup and.."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You’re from Arizona, aren’t you?"

"Well…yes," says a surprised Bubba.  "How come you know that?"

The owner says, "Because, THIS IS A DRY CLEANERS!"