Application for Minnesotazenship

Personal Information:

Name ___________________son

Sex: ___ Ole ___ Lena

Home Address ________________ Cabin Address________________

Religion: _____ Lutheran ______ Catholic

Income: ____ We do OK ____ We’re Blessed ____None of your beeswax

Qualifications: (check all that apply)

___ I own a gas powered ice auger.

___ Fargo floods hit a little close to home.

___ I can name a dozen celebrities who’ve stayed at the Mayo

___ I can name a dozen celebrities who’ve stayed at Hazelton

___ I’ve been trick or treating in two feet of snow.

___ My grandmother made me eat lutefisk.  ___ I liked it!

___ I’ve been to a block party.

___ My first beer was an Old Milwaukee.

___ My snowmobile has more miles on it than my car.

___ I have a back up set of jumper cables in my trunk.

___ Despite what everyone else says I DON’T HAVE AN ACCENT! (For sure, you bet I don’t.)

True/ False:

___ I actually listen to telemarketers.

___ “Have a Nice Day” is an ORDER!

___ TV news anchors are celebrities.

___ Part of my tongue is on a flagpole somewhere.

___ It’s not a rubber binder!  It’s a rubber band.

___ They mistake pop for “soda” or “coke” in most other states.

___ Hot Dish is neither a beautiful woman nor an overheated plate.

___ Paw is both a hand and the male parent.

Multiple Choice:

It’s time to wear a hat when.

1. The temperature is below 10 degrees.
2. Your mother tells you to!
3. The temperature is -10 and the wind chill is in double digits.

Essay Questions:

What “uff-da” means to me ____________________________________

What “oopsy daisy” means to me ____________________________________