DEAR ABBY: I’ve been married for six years and have five kids. No twins. My husband still wants to have sex every night and sometimes in the morning too. I told him he should get himself a hobby, and he says that is his hobby.
DEAR ABBY: Will you please rush me the name of a reliable illegitimate doctor
DEAR ABBY: I met this nice guy who was in the service. He’s the chief petting officer.
DEAR ABBY: I’ve been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he’s going out with me just for what he can get? -GERTIE-
DEAR GERTIE: I don’t know. What’s he getting?
DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible? -KAY-
DEAR KAY: Only if they don’t work.
DEAR ABBY: Do you think about dying much? -CURIOUS-
DEAR CURIOUS: No, it’s the last thing I want to do.
DEAR ABBY: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time? -JAKE-
DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also hazardous.
DEAR ABBY: When you are being introduced, is it all right to say, “I’ve heard a lot about you.”? -RITA-
DEAR RITA: It depends on what you’ve heard.