Month: February 2012
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The Old Coot
An old prospector named Ralph, shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. Old Ralph headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped…
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Advice
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to give it.Agatha Christie
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Harsh
She speaks five languages and can’t act in any of them.Sir John Gielgud, about Ingrid Bergman
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The smell must be horrible
You smell like Craigslist.Kurt Hummel of “Glee,†to his promiscuous romantic competition Sebastian Smythe.