Dr Wingnut

Month: March 2011

  • Are we done yet?

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    My coworker, Paul Ward, commented yesterday at lunch when we were discussing when the Title I allocations would be final:“The process will only be final when everyone loses interest in it.”It seems like nothing here is ever done… and sometimes people can get interested in a process years after everyone initially lost interest; even if…

  • Destiny

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    A man that doesn’t believe in destiny doesn’t need to know what his destiny is.Laura Moncur

  • Working with Animals

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    I really liked this Ellen Degeneres commercial for American Express when it aired, and wondered who did the music; never been able to figure it out, but it’s worth watching again and again.

  • Acceptance

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    If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of anger, how much happier we would all be.Peter McWilliams

  • Best “Birds and the Bees talk” ever

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    Alright, listen closely, I’m not going to beat around the bush.  Ha ha ha, your little body’s changing—it’s all good, believe me.  Problem now is… every time we jerk the gherkin, we got a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right?  Right.  So… first order of business—no more socks.  They’re expensive, gumming up the…

  • Opportunity

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    You’ve got to seize the opportunity if it is presented to you.Clive Davis