Dr Wingnut

Month: March 2011

  • My Favorite Animal

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    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”  She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.  Fried chicken is my favorite animal.  I told my dad what…

  • Honor

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    If you do not express your own original ideas, if you do not listen to your own being, you will have betrayed yourself.Rollo May

  • Faith

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    God does not require that we be successful, only that we be faithful.Mother Teresa

  • Siamese twins

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    Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool…One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip.  I’m John, he’s Jim.  Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.”The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.  “Been on holiday…

  • Freedom

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    The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.Robert Jackson

  • Attitude

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    Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new.Og Mandino

  • Attention

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    There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything.  Both ways save us from thinking.Alfred Korzybski