Dr Wingnut

Year: 2010

  • Ability

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    Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.George Herbert

  • Hell freezes over when..

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    Sven and Ole have a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks.  Both die, and go to Hell.  The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.  He says to them “Doesn”t the heat and smoke bother you?”  Ole replies, “Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve’re yust happy…

  • Your duty

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    I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.George Carlin

  • Learning

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    Learning is not doing; it is reflecting on doing.Henry Mintzberg

  • Cleanup

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    Didn’t get anything posted yesterday because we spent the day cleaning after Jake and Stu replaced all the water lines in the house on Friday.

  • Autonomy

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    The really good people want autonomy — you let me do it, and I’ll do it… That’s all they want.  They want a chance to do it.Gordon Bethune, former CEO of Continental

  • From the mouth of a child… you never know

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    A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students.  She says, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.”A little girl raises her hand. saying, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.“Well,” she began, “I was in the…