Year: 2010
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Baby Steps
Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things.Frank A. Clark
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Jerk
I went for groceries on Sunday. As I was preparing to leave, a white Corvette raced across the parking lot, and took a space in an isolated corner. A guy got out with his bleach blond hair and strutted towards the store. It made me wonder, “Does that car really make your dick any bigger?”
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Profit
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.Scott Adams
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Productivity
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is the lightning that does the work.Mark Twain
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Are we there yet?
Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020.Ray Kurzweil
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Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary Mrs. Wingnut. I still love you after 22 years; hope you feel the same.Don’t forget to get a little snack so you’ll be good until dinner time.