Dr Wingnut

Month: February 2010

  • It’s good to live in a Jewish Neighborhood

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    Not only do we have a guy who drives around the neighborhood during Chanukkah in a car with a giant menorah on the roof, but on my way out of Chipotle this evening the guy in front of me had the personalized license plate MOHEL.  Never a dull moment around here…

  • Wisdom

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    A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.Jeff Cooper

  • Ability

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    Ability is useless unless it’s used.Robert Half

  • Armbands

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    Been wondering for a while what is the purpose of those armbands that NFL and College players are sporting above the elbow.  A search of the web came up with all kinds of reasons including:Reducing the tension at the point of connection of the muscles to the boneAn attempt to kick racism out of footballOther…

  • The Black Bra

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    (as told by a woman)I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over…

  • Respect

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    Respect a man, he will do the more.James Howell

  • Planet Earth 2010

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    I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here.  It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you’re not actually mammals.  Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not.  You move to an…