Month: February 2010

It’s 09:00; why am I here?

Feb 23, 2010

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Dr Wingnut

in Quotations

I wonder why a company pays to transport a 170-pound body 20 miles downtown when all it needs is the body’s 3-pound brain.attributed to management consultant Peter Drucker
Action

Feb 22, 2010

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Dr Wingnut

in Quotations

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.Abraham Lincoln
Do your part to reduce the deficit

Feb 22, 2010

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Dr Wingnut

in Social/Environmental

Eliminating smoking may boost Medicate costs $293 billion, because people would live longer and make more claims.Pg. 72, Time Magazine, 22 February, 2010Smoke ’em if you’ve got ’em!
Parallels

Feb 21, 2010

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Dr Wingnut

in Quotations

We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.Milhouse Van Houten
Wisdom

Feb 20, 2010

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Dr Wingnut

in Quotations

There is a wisdom of the head, and a wisdom of the heart.Charles Dickens
You are not alone

Feb 20, 2010

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Dr Wingnut

in Humor

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me…Then I…
Presumptuous bastard

Feb 19, 2010

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Dr Wingnut

in Quotations

Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.Unknown