Month: January 2010
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From the mouth of a child… you never know
A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.”A little girl raises her hand. saying, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.“Well,” she began, “I was in the…
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Resolutions
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Oscar Wilde
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Giving Wingnut a bad name
MinnPost says that CNN named Michelle Bachmann Wingnut of the year. Now she’s giving me a bad name…Bitch.PS: That’s Dr. Wingnut to you…
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Good goal
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.John Burroughs
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Bag-o-hammers
Last Friday, New Years’s day, I went to Jimmy John’s to pick up some sandwiches for lunch. My bill was $17.76 and I remarked that 1776 was a good year. The cashier looked at me quizzically and said that was like 210 years ago, what was so good about it?I said, “Don’t you know what…