Year: 2009
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Golf game
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the doctor asked him, “What happened to you?”“Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow…
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Happy Birthday Charles
It is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.Charles Darwin, who shares the 12-February-1809 birthdate with Abraham LincolnSee more birthday felicitations.
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Hyacinth Bouquet spelled B-U-C-K-E-T
Apparently Hyacinth isn’t the only one with a denial problem… according to the New York Times the Britts think that Penistone should be pronounced PENNIS-tun. Read the article to see pictures of fun place names like Butt Hole Road, and other places from the map.Seems like Europe has all the fun place names, like this…
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Convictions
At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide.F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Ice Cream Flavors
Ben & Jerry have created “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor for Obama.For George W. they they asked for suggestions from the public.Here are some of their favorite responses:Grape DepressionThe Housing CrunchAbu GrapeCluster FudgeNut’n AccomplishedGood Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker… SwirlIraqi RoadChock ‘n AweWireTapiocaImpeach CobblerGuantanmallowimPeachmintHeck of a Job, Brownie!Neocon PolitanRockyRoad to FascismThe Reese’s-cessionCookie D’oh!Nougalar ProliferationDeath by Chocolate……