Dr Wingnut

Year: 2009

  • I Love Mustard

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    (This is a true story.)  If you have children you will probably relate to this father…As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection.  A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in…

  • Liberty

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    Liberty without obedience is confusion, and obedience without liberty is slavery.William Penn

  • Satanic Barney Proof

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    Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAURProve: Barney is satanicThe Romans had no letter ‘U’, and used ‘V’ instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRCVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRExtracting the Roman numerals, we have:CV  V  L  DI  VAnd their decimal equivalents are:100  5  5  50  500  1  5Adding those…

  • Today is Square Root Day

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    This holiday only comes three nine times a century.  Read more about it.

  • Pirate

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    It’s better to be a pirate than to join the Navy.Steve Jobs

  • Beggars

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    Three beggars were begging in the Silicon Valley.  The first one wrote “beg” on his broken steel cup and he received ten bucks after one day.  The second one wrote “beg.com” on his cup and after one day he received hundreds of thousand dollars.  Someone even wanted to take him to NASDAQ.  The third one…

  • Spread a little JOY, baby!

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    Life’s for sharing by T-Mobile on Friday Jan 16, 2009, T-Mobile launched their new commercial.  It was shot at Liverpool station in London.  They used 400 dancers and 10 hidden cameras.  No one but the station employees and dancers knew what was going on…  It was aired on you tube and TV and you can…