Dr Wingnut

Year: 2009

  • Air Travel

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    Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for choosing to fly with Mandarin Airlines.  As we taxi out to the runway please make yourself comfortable………..and for those of you sitting on the right side of the plane…………….please ignore our other……um….airliner…….via email from Nathaniel Forbes, Fri, Nov 19, 1999 3:39 PM

  • Future Shock is now

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    The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.Alvin Toffler

  • Top 20 ways to say “Your Fly Is Open”

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    20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.17. You’ve got Windows in your laptop16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.15. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower…

  • Sorrow

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    There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.Dante Alighieri

  • Consulting

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    Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day.  Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat.  Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.Scott Adams

  • Lars

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    Lars, a Norwegian from Cook County in northern Minnesota, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran.  Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his grill and cook a venison steak.  Now, all of Lars’ neighbors were Catholic.  Since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on…

  • Perspective

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    Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well-warmed, and well-fed.Herman Melville