Dr Wingnut

Year: 2009

  • But Officer I was only…

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    Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?Instructions for a fun time on the interstate…Step 1. Tie balloons to car.Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell….Step 3. Watch people freak out!I don’t care who you are….that’s funny.via email from…

  • Oh my!

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    I found this picture online, and the question was…Is that Hillary… ??What is she hanging on to?Answer: His stimulus package!via email from Martha Clark, Thu, 7 May 2009 06:56:35 -0700

  • Freedom

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    Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.Charles Lindbergh

  • What is the sound of one hand shopping?

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    Surely when we’ve reached the point where we’re fetishizing sodium chloride and water, and subjecting both to the kind of scrutiny we used to reserve for choosing an oncologist, it’s time to admit that the relentless questing for the next undetectable gradation of perfection has stopped being about the thing itself and crossed over into…

  • Swine Flu

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    via email from Chris Hoffer, Sun, 3 May 2009 18:53:43 -0700

  • Surrender

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    Don’t fight forces; use them.Buckminster Fuller

  • Wash your hands

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    The swine flu epidemic panic hits the restroom at the Minnesota Department of Education.  Sort of a slow response given the general level of paranoia in the office about getting sick.  The placement wasn’t really good either; they should have placed the flyers on the backs of the stall doors, and over the urinals —…