Dr Wingnut

Year: 2009

  • Be safe

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    Our friend Mr. Condom says, “Let’s be careful out there.  Only you can prevent sexually transmitted disease fires.”

  • Outdoor baseball

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    Now that we’ve reached the midseason break and will be watching the All Star game tonight; let’s take a little break of our own and talk about outdoor baseball.Recently it’s been reported that there are talks about locating a new stadium in downtown Saint Paul for the Saints… I can think of nothing better.  It…

  • Horses

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    Spent a nice afternoon on Saturday with Bill, Marlys, Mom, and Jill at Canterbury Downs watching the horse races.  The clubhouse is definitely the place to be at the track… much more comfortable than sitting in the bleachers.

  • Alcohol

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    Alcohol – The only substance known to man that can evaporate through a sealed container.Charlie Levinson, or Donald Bell

  • Ultimate definition of Windoze

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    Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can’t stand one bit of competition…via Steel White TableMight properly be: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen…

  • Forgiveness

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    People find it easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.J.K. Rowling

  • Waste Time

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    Misspelled presidential bobbleheadCool wedding videoiPhone as musical accompanimentSpamalot set to Star Trek clipsStar Wars in the style of the Magnum, PI opening rollBooks that people proselytize about“Image is everything”Weird Al does The Doors’ Jim Morrison doing CraigslistGreat mini-opera: “Khaaaaaaaaaan” in ItalianBert & Ernie on drums and one more Muppet videoBalance your swing Hamster runs obstacle…