Year: 2009
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Invention
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.Willy Wonka
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Maleness
There weren’t any women among the high-profile malefactors in the financial meltdown. Maleness has become a synonym for insufficient attentiveness to risk.Time Magazine, 24 August, 2009, Pg. 21
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Blessing
When I take another’s needs into consideration and bend, I spiritually stretch.Helene Lerner-Robbins
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I wanna raise
This morning our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”Maria: “Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.” The first is that I iron better than…