Month: December 2009
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Caramels
Ingredients2 Cups Sugar1 ½ Cups Karo Syrup2 Cups Heavy Cream1 Cup Butter (8 ounces)1 ½ Cups Pecans – Chopped (optional)2 Tsp vanillaMethodHeat sugar, syrup, butter, and 1 cup cream to boiling in a deep pot (liquid doubles in size momentarily during cooking). Stirring constantly, slowly add remaining cream (do not allow to stop boiling). Stirring…
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Bracelet at Tiffany’s
A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little “whoops” and prays that a sales person wasn’t anywhere near. As she turns…
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How hard is it?
It’s not rocket surgery for crying out side.Heard from Todd Bosch, Thursday; November 19, 2009