Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2009

  • Today

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    All of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon – instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.Dale Carnegie

  • Saturday Funnies

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    via email from Denise King, Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:47:50 -0700

  • Say it like you mean it

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    Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber.Elbert Hubbard

  • But Officer I was only…

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    Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?Instructions for a fun time on the interstate…Step 1. Tie balloons to car.Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell….Step 3. Watch people freak out!I don’t care who you are….that’s funny.via email from…

  • Oh my!

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    I found this picture online, and the question was…Is that Hillary… ??What is she hanging on to?Answer: His stimulus package!via email from Martha Clark, Thu, 7 May 2009 06:56:35 -0700

  • Freedom

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    Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.Charles Lindbergh

  • What is the sound of one hand shopping?

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    Surely when we’ve reached the point where we’re fetishizing sodium chloride and water, and subjecting both to the kind of scrutiny we used to reserve for choosing an oncologist, it’s time to admit that the relentless questing for the next undetectable gradation of perfection has stopped being about the thing itself and crossed over into…