Dr Wingnut

Day: March 7, 2009

  • Top 20 ways to say “Your Fly Is Open”

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    20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.17. You’ve got Windows in your laptop16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.15. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower…

  • Sorrow

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    There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.Dante Alighieri