Month: February 2009
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Hyacinth Bouquet spelled B-U-C-K-E-T
Apparently Hyacinth isn’t the only one with a denial problem… according to the New York Times the Britts think that Penistone should be pronounced PENNIS-tun. Read the article to see pictures of fun place names like Butt Hole Road, and other places from the map.Seems like Europe has all the fun place names, like this…
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Convictions
At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide.F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Ice Cream Flavors
Ben & Jerry have created “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor for Obama.For George W. they they asked for suggestions from the public.Here are some of their favorite responses:Grape DepressionThe Housing CrunchAbu GrapeCluster FudgeNut’n AccomplishedGood Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker… SwirlIraqi RoadChock ‘n AweWireTapiocaImpeach CobblerGuantanmallowimPeachmintHeck of a Job, Brownie!Neocon PolitanRockyRoad to FascismThe Reese’s-cessionCookie D’oh!Nougalar ProliferationDeath by Chocolate……
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Moderation
Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.Anonymous
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The Wisdom of Larry the cable guy…
A day without sunshine is like night.On the other hand, you have different fingers.42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.Remember, half the people you know are below average.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.The early bird may get…