Dr Wingnut

Month: February 2009

  • The Mom Song

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    link via email from Martha Clark, Wed, 4 Feb 2009 17:35:28 -0800

  • Yes…

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    Family.  Religion.  Friendship.  These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.Montgomery Burns

  • Maine Winters

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    via email from d. Kimball Lord, Sat, 31 Jan 2009 05:38:05 -0800I answered, “Minnesota winters too.  No days above freezing this entire month, but maybe today…”But it turned out that we didn’t make the calendar month of days below freezing, but it was at least 31 days in a row.  Maybe next year we can…

  • The dating game…

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    via email from Duane McDowell, Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:14:54 -0800

  • Seasoning

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    Knowledge and timber shouldn’t be much used till they are seasoned.Oliver Wendell Holmes

  • Courage

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    What is courage according to you?Is it driving dangerously in a car?Jumping with a parachute?Bungee jumping?Extreme skiing?Insulting your boss?I have now discovered the true meaning of courage and I am sure you will agree.Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to courage…via email from D. Kimball Lord, Tue, 3 Feb 2009 04:50:38 -0800

  • Red Skelton’s recipe for the perfect marriage

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    Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.We also sleep in separate beds.  Hers is in California , and mine is in TexasI take my wife everywhere… but she keeps finding her way back.I asked my wife…