Day: February 28, 2009
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Senior Moments
For the second time in a couple of months we’ve been attacked by random acts of senior discounting. Today, at Wendy’s after we ate, I looked at the receipt and it contained a 10% discount; and a month or so ago, we noticed that there was a discount on our garbage bill; which just showed…
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Someone has too much time on their hands…
I have kleptomania,but when it gets bad,I take something for it.FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!Except that one where you’re naked in church.Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough.Kinky is using a feather.Perverted is using the whole chicken.Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.Also, my short-term memory’s not…