Dr Wingnut

Month: February 2009

  • Senior Moments

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    For the second time in a couple of months we’ve been attacked by random acts of senior discounting.  Today, at Wendy’s after we ate, I looked at the receipt and it contained a 10% discount; and a month or so ago, we noticed that there was a discount on our garbage bill; which just showed…

  • Anger

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    How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.Marcus Aurelius

  • Someone has too much time on their hands…

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    I have kleptomania,but when it gets bad,I take something for it.FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!Except that one where you’re naked in church.Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough.Kinky is using a feather.Perverted is using the whole chicken.Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.Also, my short-term memory’s not…

  • Unbelievable

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    When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going to have a go at it anyway.Clyde B. Aster

  • Microsoft – WSYP Programme

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    If it were only true.

  • Future

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    Never let the future disturb you.  You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121 AD – 180 AD)

  • Damn Snow

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    Don’t you just hate when this happensI hate to wake up in the morning & find fucking snow on my car!via email from D. Kimball Lord, Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:45:52 -0800And they’re calling for 6-8″ in the Twin Cities today…