Year: 2008
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Just call me Copper
According to the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator my name would be “Copper Catfish Palin.” I guess that wouldn’t be so bad, but I think I’ll keep my very own screwed up family and not pick up another one.via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:04:08 -0700
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Discovery
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
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Worry
Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywhere.Anonymous
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Silence
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.Henry S. Haskins
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Good for a laugh
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.The lifelike cardboard men…