Dr Wingnut

Year: 2008

  • Photo on the night stand

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    After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.  He begins to worry.“Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.“No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.“Is it your…

  • Action

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    Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.Joaquin Setanti

  • Best new word for 2008…

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    Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.Another entry worthy of inclusion in the Annual Neologism Contest or Smart Words via email from Martha Clark, Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:29:42 -0700

  • Please state your problem

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    A problem well stated is a problem half solved.Charles F. Kettering

  • More ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

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    In addition to using, “for sexual favors” in the memo field of all your checks try: “For smuggling diamonds”, “Bribe payoff”, “Drug purchase”, etc.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.Add to the mood when you put up mosquito netting around your cube by playing tropical sounds all day.Have…

  • Gifts

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    We are each gifted in a unique and important way.  It is our privilege and adventure to discover our own special light.Mary Dunbar

  • Sock puppet

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    I was listening to the prepared statement of our fearless leader, George Bush, on the six central banks (Fed, ECB, BoE, BoJ, SNB, and BoC) pushing more money into the system on the aftermath of the AIG bailout, and realized that Bush is the biggest sock puppet of all time.  Cheney and the other criminals…