Dr Wingnut

Year: 2008

  • Five Hundred Forty Five People

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    Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.  Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, we have deficits?  Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, we have inflation and high taxes? …

  • Home

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    A house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as for the body.Margaret Fuller

  • Off color jokes

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    via email from Jill Lord, Tue, 9 Sep 2008 09:10:02 -0700

  • The Great Schlep

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    Sarah Silverman on The Great Schlep an attempt to get Jewish grandkids to get their grandparents in Florida to vote for Obama which ends with the great threat, “Vote for Obama, gonna visit Grand momma — vote for McCain to me you’re a shit stain.”Thanks to Duane McDowell for the link to this site via…

  • Happy Halloween

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    The Dr. (The Cat in the Hat) and Mrs. (Malificent) Wingnut went to a Halloween party and had a great time.Isn’t Malificent wonderful?  She even made her own costume; cuz she haz skilz!

  • Male Strippers

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    Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.  One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.  When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!Not to be…

  • Will you vote?

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    Those who stay away from the election think that one vote will do no good: ‘Tis but one step more to think one vote will do no harm.Ralph Waldo Emerson