Month: December 2008
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And that’s how the fight started…
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station…. And that’s how the fight started.I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told…
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Chance Encounters
A chief event of life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us.Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The moral of the story…
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the…
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And don’t puke
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.Unknown
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Game Show Blonde
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and one million dollars!“To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned, “name two of Santa’s reindeer.”The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question. “Rudolph!”…