Dr Wingnut

Month: December 2008

  • Reach

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    The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.Arthur C. Clarke

  • Department of Energy

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    Quietly we go.  Sheep to slaughter.Absolutely The Funniest Joke Ever!  ON US!  …Does anybody out there have any memory of the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter Administration?  Anybody?  Anything?  No?  Didn’t think so.  Bottom line… we’ve spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency the…

  • Force

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    When you appeal to force, there’s one thing you must never do – lose.Dwight D. Eisenhower

  • University

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    A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students.  Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.  He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, “Do you know what your asshole…

  • Work

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    Without work all life goes rotten.Albert Camus

  • Mom’s Taco Salad

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    Ingredients1 Onion, chopped4 Tomatoes, chopped1 Head iceberg lettuce, chopped4 Ounces cheddar cheese, shredded8 Ounces thousand island dressing1 Avocado, chopped½ 15 Ounce can black olives, sliced1 12 ounce bag Nacho Doritos1 Pound ground beef1 15 Ounce can black, pinto, or kidney beans, drained¼ teaspoon salt1 15 Ounce jar chunky salsaMethodBrown ground beef and onionsDrain the meat…

  • Laughter

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    Once you can laugh at your own weaknesses, you can move forward.  Comedy breaks down walls.  It opens up people.  If you’re good, you can fill up those openings with something positive.  Maybe… combat some of the ugliness in the world.Goldie Hawn