Day: December 24, 2008
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Merry Christmas!
Bah Humbug from a schientific standpoint…I.There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average…
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‘Twas The Night Before Christmas… Mom Style
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abodeOnly one creature was stirring, & she was cleaning the commode.The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,while visions of Hot Wheels & Barbie, flipped through their heads.The dad was snoring in front of the TV,with a half-constructed bicycle propped on his knee.So only…