Day: December 12, 2008

  • And don’t puke

    Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.Unknown

  • Game Show Blonde

    On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question.  One simple question stood between her and one million dollars!“To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned, “name two of Santa’s reindeer.”The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question.  “Rudolph!”…