Dr Wingnut

Day: December 4, 2008

  • Force

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    When you appeal to force, there’s one thing you must never do – lose.Dwight D. Eisenhower

  • University

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    A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students.  Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.  He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, “Do you know what your asshole…