Dr Wingnut

Month: September 2008

  • Common sense

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    By all means, let’s explore space with probes and instruments.  But before we export ourselves to the moon, let’s get our garbage, our consumption and our relations with one another under control.  Let’s learn to protect the earth’s remaining wild places and to reverse the destruction we have caused in the name of development.  We…

  • Worry

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    Worry is like a rocking chair.  It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywhere.Anonymous

  • Silence

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    The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.Henry S. Haskins

  • Spelling

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    It’s a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.Andrew Jackson

  • Good for a laugh

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    A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.  The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.  She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.The lifelike cardboard men…

  • Godfatherly advice

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    Never get angry.  Never make a threat.  Reason with people.Don Vito Corleone

  • The Lost Dr. Seuss Poem

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    I love my job, I love the pay!I love it more and more each day.I love my boss, he is the best!I love his boss and all the rest.I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation.I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow…