Dr Wingnut

Month: July 2008

  • Tetris

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    OnLevelHighScoreDrops Total2008/07/26 12:009084,00038284,382See my other high scores.You just never know when you’re gonna get a good score.

  • No way, José

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    “Counterfeit I.D. of the Week”Folks, we have a winner!This is an actual driver’s license used by an illegal immigrant.Remember: when making a fake I.D., insert a picture of yourself only… no matter how much you love your girl! via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:46:35 -0700

  • Old Indian Story

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    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.  He says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”The waiter says, “Sure, Chief.  Coming right up.”He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.  The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo…

  • In-out-in-out-in

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    A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.Ogden Nash

  • Worry

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    The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.Robert Frost

  • Industriousness

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    It is not enough to be industrious; so are the ants.  What are you industrious about?Henry David Thoreau

  • Curiosity

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    The cure for boredom is curiosity.  There is no cure for curiosity.Dorothy Parker