Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2008

  • Important Lesson

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    A little boy comes down to breakfast.  Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.  “Not yet,” said the little boy.  His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. …

  • Worth

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    The true worth of a man is to be measured by the objects he pursues.Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius

  • Pastor’s Business Card

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    A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.Therefore, he took out his business card and wrote, “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.When the…

  • Yeah…

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    Democrats are sexy…Who ever heard of a great piece of elephant.Bumper Sticker I saw while driving down Snelling avenue, Monday, May 5, 2008

  • Dream

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    It may be those who do most, dream most.Stephen Leacock

  • Love this photo

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    via email from Martha Clark, Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:28:00 -0700

  • Criticism

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    Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.Franklin P. Jones