Month: April 2007

  • Hard work

    Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.Sam Ewig

  • Progress

    Two thousand years ago, Moses said, “Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land.”Two hundred-plus years ago, George Washington said, “Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for the camels and this will be the Promised Land.”Last year, the…

  • Credibility

    Nobody believes the official spokesman … but everybody trusts an unidentified source.Ron Nessen

  • A pair of gloves

    A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart, and after careful consideration, decided on a pair of gloves.  Accompanied by his sweetheart’s sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves.  The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.  During the wrapping, the items got mixed…

  • Learning

    You can learn many things from children.  How much patience you have for instance.Unknown

  • Why kids shouldn’t be left alone

    via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:54:29 -0800You might also enjoy: When it’s OK to say the F-Word and Sons who make Dad proud (And Mom cringe)

  • Beware

    Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.Benjamin Franklin