April 2007 – Page 8

Happy & Sad

Apr 10, 2007

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A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, “I bet you can’t tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time.”The wife thought for a few moments, then said, “Your pecker is bigger than your brother’s.”via email from Bob Rosen, Fri, 23 Feb 2007…

Tetris

Apr 9, 2007

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Dr Wingnut

in General

OnLevelHighScoreDrops Total2007/04/09 19:179084,00047984,479My best score ever… guess I’m getting better at the drops. See these other scores.

Artificial Intelligence

Apr 9, 2007

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Dr Wingnut

in Quotations

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee—that will do them in.Bradley’s Bromide

Twelve differences between your Sponsor and your Therapist

Apr 9, 2007

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Dr Wingnut

in Recovery

Your sponsor isn’t all that interested in the “reasons” you drank.Your therapist thinks your root problem is your lack of self-esteem, negative self-image, and your poor self-concept. Your sponsor thinks your problem is a 3-letter word with no hyphens: YOU.Your therapist wants you to pamper your “inner child”. Your sponsor thinks it ought to be…