Dr Wingnut

Month: April 2007

  • Old Timer

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    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.  A young man walked up and sat down next to him.  He had spiked hair in different colours green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.The old man just stared at him.  The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, “What’s the matter old timer,…

  • Weather

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    Don’t knock the weather.  If it didn’t change once in a while, nine out of 10 people couldn’t start a conversation.Kin Hubbard

  • Daddy’s gonna eat your fingers

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    This one is for everyone who:has kidshad kidswas a kidknows a kidis going to have kids.I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.  At one point she said, “Daddy, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers.Trying to keep…

  • Observant

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    We noticed that the house behind us has had the shades pulled for a while and we hardly ever see any lights on.  We thought it was strange, but since we don’t interact with them, we really didn’t think much about it.  But the other day, I said to Jill, I wonder if she’s left…

  • Technology

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.Arthur C. Clarke

  • Burglar

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    A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.  Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.  While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and…

  • Mother always said

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    If you can’t be a good example, be a horrible warning.Sharon Gibbons, New York, NY